The Magic Pill that every potential Personal Training client is looking for...

by Alisha Smith | Monday, November 28, 2011

I’ve found it. The magic pill that all of our clients have been looking for.
This magic pill has the capability to boost longevity.
This pill is directly responsible for reducing the incidence and severity of illness, all whilst constructing aesthetically and functionally superior bodies.

It has the ability to build muscle, shrink fat, strengthen bone and prime grey matter.
It will improve focus, clarity and impulsivity. It can manage back pain and depression, reduce the likelihood of cancer, heart disease and diabetes, and can even significantly reduce the onset of cataracts and age-related muscular degeneration.  

Decades of reputable and conclusive studies have resulted in strong and consistent evidence on the positive effects experienced by its consumers. It is organically produced with minimal environmental impact and is so inexpensive that it’s readily available to everyone.

Its short term side effects are restricted to increased heart and respiratory rates, sweating and localised muscle soreness- a small price to pay for so much magic. 
Yet, the wider medical community persist in treating it as a second-class option to synthetic, man-made pills. Pills that have far less long term success rates and far worse side effects. Pills that are associated with higher pay out and less pay off.
 
If you take my pill, you won’t be part of the 67% of men and 52% of women over the age of 25 who are classed as either obese or overweight in Australia.
You’ll be 24% less likely to develop cancer and up to 41% less likely to develop heart disease.
You could also have around 40% more bone mass than people who don’t take my magic pill in their younger years.

You’ve got to admit, my pill is pretty darn attractive. And it’s magic.

It’s exercise. 

Are you taking the magic pill?

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